Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Five most constipated people in the bible


1/ Cain who wasn't Abel
2/ Noah who sat on the ark for 40 days and 40 nights and passed nothing but water
3/ King Soloman who sat on the throne for 40 years
4/ Moses who took 2 tablets and went on the mountain
5/ King David whom neither Heaven nor Hell could move

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Esther sat in the women's house. Jonah had a whale of a time.