Dannevirke, a small nothing-to-do Manawatu town was often laughingly referred to as Dannevegas. And with recent meatworks lay-offs things weren't looking too bright. But there is good news. Dannevirke is about to get its first brothel. However it would appear there aren't enough "promiscuous girlz" available in the town as the proprietor is having to go to the nearby mega-tropolis of Palmerston North to recruit staff. But this is interesting. There are going to dannegirls and danneboys available (did she miss a great naming opportunity there or what?)"I think I am a service provider like most people down the main street of town. If you don't want to use the service, you don't have to."
Quite.
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While the business name of this venture on the High Street could have had a much subtler name, the stately building in which it resides is not being renamed the 'Public Thrust'.
I wonder if the Mayoress will be at the opening welcoming the new venture to town, just as she was so quick to hold hold discussions with the recent departees.
Nothing to do? You could come and have a look at the High Street being paved with ratepayer gold. It is a long-standing attraction.
BTW, Dannevegas is valid, it is the name in neon over the pokie room at the RSA.
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