Yesterday a significant experiment was conducted in the Mitchell household.
It was conclusively proved that a potato-top pie, in particular, a large family-sized potato-top pie purchased from the local butcher, when dropped from a height of 1 metre, does land potato-side down.
No repeat or variation of this experiment is planned. Although it has been suggested that if the pie was tied to the cat's back during it's progress from oven to dinner table, and the cat was to fall from a height of 1 metre, a different outcome may be achieved.
Bacon and tomato sandwiches are very wholesome and satisfying.
Open mike 21/05/2013
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