Sex with impunity is a jolly good idea. Apparently vasectomies spike after Xmas when Dads have spent a great deal of time around their children. I suspect the real reason is that people often enter the new year resolving to get around to things they had been putting off.
Snip Clinic has even offered vouchers for Xmas presents.
Vouchers for vasectomies... Where could we go with that without getting into deep shtuck?
What the heck. Let's go further. Reward points! Cash!! Serious cash even!!!
It's a fact that prisoners have more children than average males. Lets start there. Six months prior to likely release. The inmate could then re-enter society with a serious dollop of money instead of the paltry Steps to Freedom grant of a couple of hundred. In any case 'steps to freedom' by definition would most definitely include sex with impunity - probably the first item on his tick list of 'to-do's'.
Gosh. What a splendid suggestion.
(For the often and easily outraged I have one word - VOLUNTARY.)
Update. My 22 year-old daughter tells me this is a racist post... or, when I batted my corner, could be construed as such. Just returned from 4 years study in Dunedin some interesting household conversations are on the cards.
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I stumbled across heroic Temperance in a spaghetti western: “once upon a time in the west”. Old school western values have been under attack by Hollywood and Americanism for 100 years. Charles Bronson & the gangsta Chyanne were the model of alpha abstinence in the face of temptation. Whilst blue eyed Peter Fonda was the root rat bad guy. Classic. No drugs or surgery required.
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