Sunday, June 01, 2014

I only date boys...

Keeping Stock blogs about this example of Green merchandising:

Which got me imagining other party stickers:

Mana - I only date boys my Dad let's me

NZ First - I only date boys with hair like Winston Peters and their own Zimmer frame

Conservative - I only date boys sporting a chastity pledge

NZALCP - I only date boys with bongs

National - I only date boys with big bank accounts

ACT - I only date boys who know how may angels can dance on a pinhead

Labour - I only date boys

I'm sure you can do better.


Adolf Fiinkensein said...

That's very good indeed. Particularly Labour.

WWallace said...

Hmmm... is there any difference between the Green Party and the Exclusive Brethren?

macdoctor said...

Sure can.

Labour's should read "I date ANYTHING"

Anonymous said...

"Labour - I only date morons."

Oswald Bastable said...

I stuck to dating WOMEN.

John Ansell said...

Labour - priceless. Wouldn't have worked so well in the Clark era though.