No, we have not fallen on hard times and nope, I haven't fashionably adopted the greenie, meanie mantra, muttering about the filthy commercialism of Xmas, the vile exploitation and extravagance of giving.
No. The reason we have no gifts under our tree is a christmas tree terrorist is at large. No bright bauble, no twinkling tinsel and no lovingly wrapped parcel is safe.
We sent in the riot police...to no avail.
The only relief from this onslaught is when the terrorist sleeps.
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Keeping terrorists as pets is a dangerous move. Don't you have border control? Careful, they could do a jihad on your slippers.
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