Monday, January 14, 2013

Truth column January 3

The Truth website is still being updated.

Here's my first column for 2013. A look at the year ahead in politics:

Ten things that might happen in 2013

1/ Labour MP Maryan Street's bill to legalise voluntary euthanasia gets pulled from the ballot triggering a scorching debate about one person's right to impose their religious beliefs on another. If you thought the smacking and prostitution debates were hot, to quote a famous lyric, "you ain't seen nothing yet".


2/ ACT doubles its parliamentary representation by making Brendan Horan its third leader in as many years.


3/ The mercurial John Tamihere - nicknamed "flip-flop" by his mate Willie Jackson -  ditches Labour for National announcing he'll  challenge Paula Bennett's nomination for Waitakere in 2014 (much less work than actually trying to win the seat as a Labour candidate.)


4/ Russell Norman escalates his demands on prospective coalition partner Labour, from Finance Minister to Prime Minister.


5/ Recently resigned shock-jock Michael Laws founds a new party and calls it Conservative Laws or CLAWS.


6/ Prime Minister John Key continues to say whatever comes into his head, alienating or endearing in equal numbers. Opposition leader, David Shearer continues to over-think whatever he says neither alienating nor endearing anybody.


7/ Green co-leader Metiria Turei is once more observed abusing her political position by campaigning in primary schools.


8/ Tariana 'should I stay or should I go' Turia holds a hui to get a better answer.


9/ The 'expert' group consulting on a constitutional review publishes recommendations that have as much impact as every other powwow required under a government support party agreement.


10/ Justice Minister, Judith Collins hands David Bain a $1.3 million compensation payment - along with an invoice for board and keep provided in error: 13 years @ 100,000 per annum.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love the last one!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for posting these columns Lindsay. I could never bring myself to buy a copy of The Truth knowing that the newsagent selling it to me thinks I'm a grubby old man looking for whores and rentboyz.

Lindsay Mitchell said...

Anon, You can find them aplenty in the DomPost or NZ Herald too...