Sunday, June 01, 2014

I only date boys...

Keeping Stock blogs about this example of Green merchandising:


Which got me imagining other party stickers:


Mana - I only date boys my Dad let's me

NZ First - I only date boys with hair like Winston Peters and their own Zimmer frame

Conservative - I only date boys sporting a chastity pledge

NZALCP - I only date boys with bongs

National - I only date boys with big bank accounts

ACT - I only date boys who know how may angels can dance on a pinhead

Labour - I only date boys


I'm sure you can do better.

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6 comments:

  1. Adolf Fiinkensein11:28 AM

    That's very good indeed. Particularly Labour.

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  2. Anonymous1:03 PM

    Hmmm... is there any difference between the Green Party and the Exclusive Brethren?

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  3. macdoctor1:45 PM

    Sure can.

    Labour's should read "I date ANYTHING"

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  4. Anonymous10:27 PM

    "Labour - I only date morons."

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  5. Oswald Bastable1:56 PM

    I stuck to dating WOMEN.

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  6. John Ansell11:25 PM

    Labour - priceless. Wouldn't have worked so well in the Clark era though.

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