My eight year-old recently inquired whether her daddy and I would be splitting up. Obviously concerned (had we been fighting in front of the children or was it simply that half of her friends have gone through the experience?) I quickly reassured her, Of course not. Why would you ask?
"Because then I could have two houses," she replied.
...one paid for by the state.
ReplyDeleteYou've got a bright little economist there Lindsay.
It's not what she is being taught at school is it?
ReplyDeleteWait until she discovers she can marry a man and take the house as well!!!
ReplyDeleteMum may have to have words.