Blonde joke

An old, blind Marine Gunnery Sergeant wanders into an All-Girl
Biker Bar.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. 

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,

'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?

 The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

 In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 

 'Before  you tell that joke, Marine, I think it is only fair, given 
that you are blind, that you should know five things:

 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black 
belt in karate. 

 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional 
wrestler. 

'Now, think about it seriously, Marine.... Do you still wanna tell 

that blonde joke?'

The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...

not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times............