Going, going, gone - a New Zealand teenager has auctioned off her virginity to a stranger for over $45,000 to fund her university tuition fees.
A $45,000 warning. What could that be? That the experience with the inexperienced might be a let down? That she might be a porker telling porkies?
Fellas. I made a comment over on Kiwiblog and thought it worth repeating here. You can laugh all you like about men who pay for sex with virgins or otherwise. But the last laugh may be on you.
By delightful coincidence the average child support bill is around $45,000.
Don't get caught. And don't let your sons.